How to tell which songs belongs to which group based on their English.
SM Entertainment:
Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 times.
YG Entertainment:
Actual sentences.
CUBE Entertainment:
Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
Block B:
Make sure the English words sound sexual.
JYP:
JYP
Society:
Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls:
Really?
Skinny girls:
Really?
Curvy girls:
Really?
Scene girls:
Really?
Preppy girls:
Really?
White girls:
Really?
Black girls:
Really?
Society:
Wait let me be more specific
Society:
You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls: Society: Girls: Society: Girls: Society:
Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?